#Rant

Kinja'd!!! "Long-Voyager" (long-voyager)
05/07/2018 at 12:39 • Filed to: Rant

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What is it with Subaru guys and riding clutches?

There is a shop next door to my work and it is down right excruciating to listen to them moving cars around. WHOM_WHOM_WHOM_WHOM trying to back up, never releasing the clutch or rev it to 3k then ride the hell out of it to move!

Day in and day out, riding clutches all day long. Do none of these guys know how to drive a stick? Do they think it sounds “cool”? Do they enjoy replacing clutches yearly? What is the point?!?!?!?!


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Long-Voyager
05/07/2018 at 12:48

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And why do Honda guys always do the ‘blip blip blip’ of the throttle thing when letting out the clutch in first? I’ve driven Hondas, it’s totallt possible to just let the clutch out as you apply the throttle.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/07/2018 at 12:49

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Is it a Honda thing that transferred to Subarus when all the Honda guys “upgraded” to WRXs and STIs?


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Long-Voyager
05/07/2018 at 12:55

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Why do the Bros who drive automatics pop it in neutral and rev the shit out of it at car meets and stoplights? Can’t they simply push in the clutch and do the same? >:(


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Long-Voyager
05/07/2018 at 13:00

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gotta catch dem head gaskets ridin’ dirty


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Long-Voyager
05/07/2018 at 13:07

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There’s a guy in my town who drives a lowered Forester with loud exhaust who does exactly this. I’ve been behind him in traffic, and every time he gets the car rolling from a stop it’s WHOM_WHOM_WHOM_WHOM. 


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Long-Voyager
05/07/2018 at 15:17

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Smething about AWD cars being harder to launch smoothly I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/07/2018 at 16:18

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Given I’ve driven AWD cars, including Subarus, I call BS.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Tristan
05/07/2018 at 16:24

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It almost pains me to hear it. I can just picture the clutch sliding along the flywheel, peeling away friction material in a hot smokey mess.


Kinja'd!!! Mopar4life > Long-Voyager
05/11/2018 at 05:24

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There is a guy at my work with a WRX wagon. He claims you have to get the revs high enough to spool the turbo before you begin letting the clutch out.